Congratulations on surviving Ragnarök!

Gestern war der Tag der nordischen Apokalypse. Ihr wisst schon, Ragnarök, die Götterdämmerung, der Weltuntergang... Nein? Dann kommt hier, exklusiv für euch ein Ausschnitt aus dem herrlich durchgeknallten Buch "Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes" von Cory O'Brien (das ich nur empfehlen kann).

(uhm... waring for curse words...)
"Bad news, guys. In this myth all the Norse gods die. Yeah, this is the big one: RAGNAROK THE END OF THE GODDAMN WORLD. ... The whole point of this endless winter is just to put everyone in a really bad mood to prepare them for the next stage of the apocalypse which is CEASELESS WARS. ...THEN there's gonna be A WHOLE BUNCH OF EARTHQUAKES and this is going to have the effect of finally releasing that evil wolf bastard Fenrir and his bottom jaw is gonna touch the earth and his top jaw is gonna touch the sky and his eyes are going to be on FIRE and there's gonna be a whole bunch of tsunamis and shit too because the Midgard serpent, who holds up the world (and is also another one of Loki's horrible children) is going to start having seizures all over the ocean on its way to fuck up the land. And not only that but he's going to breathe poison all over everything constantly completely destroying all the air and all the land." (p. 82f)
Dann gibt es riesige Kämpfe und alle sterben und die, die nicht bei den Kämpfen sterben, werden verbrannt. Yei!

Wir haben aber alle anscheinend überlebt, was ein Grund zum feiern ist. Tut mir Leid, Loki, vielleicht klappt es ja nächstes mal...

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Satori is nearly finished with her course paper