If you... oder die copy and paste thingies

Das sind diese Copy and paste Sprüche die nahezu auf jedem Profil auf Fanfiktion.net zu finden sind. Auch auf meinem. Hier sind die, die ich benutze.

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If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy-and-pastes, copy this onto your profile.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile

98 percent of teenagers have either drank alchohol or done drugs. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, post this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever tried to go up the down escalator (or vise versa) and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this to your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said ‘Pull’ copy this in your profile.

If you love Johnny Depp not only because he is smokin’ hot, but because he is a brilliant actor independent, intelligent, kind and loves kids, copy and past this.

If you think being smart is a turn-on and will not dumb yourself down for any man, copy and paste this.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you habe ever tried to hi-five somebody and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and past this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and past this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten a sond stuck in your head that you only knew a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something elsestuck in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I, Illuminazione, do solemmly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, it’s age or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!

If someone ever said to you nonjokingly ‘You scare me’ copy and past this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you’re part of the 7 percent who would ask the person ‘What was your first freaking clue?’ copy this onto your profile. (I’m not American, but I’m a freak anyway.)

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and wou had to go back to find out copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, bopy this onto your profile.

If you’ve ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down fo no apparent reason, copy and past this into your profile.